The Joe Biden Fan Club would like to announce that you can now get TWO FREE JOE SMILES on water-resistant paper stickers by sending a self-addressed stamped envelope to:

R Stevens / Joe Biden Fan Club
116 Pleasant St. Unit #420
Easthampton MA 01027

You need to include an envelope with your full address and correct postage on it. Stickers are 4x6” and will be folded if your envelope is too small.

You may include any present, donation or magic spells that are legal to mail by U.S. post. Sorry, we can’t take international reply coupons. You need stamps or metered postage. Offer ends 10/31! We make no promises, guarantees or tracking numbers but will do our best.

Brought to you by the Joe Biden Fan Club- because We’re All Vice Presidents In the Joe Biden Fan Club.

(And yes, we also really like Barack so don’t take our love of Joe the wrong way)